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fragmin is composed of paint thinner, which makes you ready to give birth (youll be infinitely constipated but youll be sent into the hospital for "diarrhea" except the only thing you poo is transparent slime), then celaserol (combined with adrenaline, if youre lucky) is given orally, and then youll give 5D birth. so if you cant move, the staff will forcefeed you over and over again (8000 or more calories per day, yes, 3x more than the recommended). if you say that the orange smelling powder laxative doesnt work (its just an aroma, it makes you more constipated), youll get the real thing.

you will be anaestheizised, pumped full of neuroleptic and somatic pills (which youll have indefinately unless you complain for ages, and nothing will ever happen unless you divorce your wife) and youll get the great reset and lose 60-75kg of body weight over night. then the cycle will continue. no, synthetic wombs arent needed, this is how its been since rockefeller invented modern medicine in the 1920s.

side effects include blood clots (left arm and heart), heating of head, pain in the hips, cold feet and legs, melting of organs and the associated smells.
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