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i dont understand how
stupid people survive
like my dad
above 60 years of age
comes out and says
"caviar tastes so good
when youve brushed your teeth"
with a huge smile on his face
i say
"its because of the mint
mom used to have it that
wat when she was yo-"
dad rules over that with
"no its the toothpaste"
......i just dont get it